+5 for normal-ish (if annoying) first sentence, segueing directly into foot fetish.
+6 because barefoot on a cake is new. At least it’s not barefoot in a box of worms or something.
+3 because you know this is a copied-and-pasted mass message, so that every lady on OK Cupid now knows about Jim’s frosting-on-feet boner. Come on, Jim. You clearly have the internet. Maybe google image some things instead of harassing unsuspecting women?
TOTAL POINTS: 14.
You’re just like Margaret Thatcher - she had great tits too.
+3 for classic neg.
+4 for “Margaret Thatcher” and “tits” in the same sentence.
+2 for old-right-wing-lady fetish. Next up: Nancy Reagan.
TOTAL POINTS: 9.
(Source: , via reagan-was-a-horrible-president)